me at age 9:
omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
me as a teenager:
who the fuck just unfollowed me
Me when I joined Tumblr:
How do I start using this thing
How do I stop using this thing
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T PREGNANT
Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?
I’m a dude…
I’m a lesbian…
Just for the comments xDD
im fat and quiet..nobody wants that :\
we re all on tumblr, if we could get laid we wouldnt be here now